"Hello, I am the unique, deceptively real, and fully functional silicone fake penis—also known as Screeny Weeny. I’m so authentic and easy to use that you won’t see or feel any difference from your ‘real’ one. Combined with Clean Urine and the Push&Piss function, ‘peeing’ becomes child’s play. I am handmade in Germany and must pass several quality checks before I am lovingly packaged."
The Screeny Weeny is the “best” fake penis in the world. The unique Push&Piss function makes it ideal for targeted use on an important “date,” and thanks to one-handed operation, it’s always ready to go. The Screeny Weeny is available in many different variations. Everyone has the choice between lighter or darker, trimmed or uncut.
The inventor’s goal was to bring the world’s best and most reliable fake penis to market. The Kalashnikov, which became famous for its high reliability under the most adverse conditions, served as a guide. To this end, he provided his “best piece” as a template to make as many people as possible happy.
This silicone penis is designed so naturally that it is also ideal for transgender individuals as a penile prosthesis.
Good to know
- The various ScreenyWeeny variants are all modeled after real penises, giving them an absolutely authentic look
- 2 x 80 ml of synthetic urine is included
- Strap it on and pee—no extra movements needed, comfortable one-handed operation (Ultimate One-Hand Fake Penis)
- The thermal pouch ensures an optimal, long-lasting "operating temperature."
- 100% safe and reliable, no drips or leaks
- The urine flow is activated by minimal pressure on the bottom of the Screeny Weeny and stops immediately when released
- The urine bags are resealable
- The thermal pouch can be adjusted to fit all sizes from S to XXXL using the individually adjustable strap
- Our fully molded ScreenyWeeny is made of high-quality silicone for makeup artists
In the package:
1x Screeny Weeny 5.0" white/mulatto, 2x 80 ml synthetic urine in a trapezoid bag with different concentrations, 1x empty trapezoid bag (for practice or for foreign urine), 1x thermal bag (to keep warm and secure), 2x heating pads, 1x self-adhesive temperature strip (reusable), 1x syringe (20 ml) for filling the empty bag, international instructions for use on the packaging.
When using for the first time or replacing the urine bag, the tube and connector must be completely dry and inserted into each other with a little pressure.
* CleanUrin is not for consumption and must not be used to manipulate drug tests/checks/examinations/etc.
