Do you have a urine test coming up, but already know the results won’t go your way? Meet Screeny Weeny 5.0 —a deceptively realistic and fully functional silicone fake penis with artificial urine. This thing is so lifelike and easy to use that you won’t see or feel any difference from your real penis!
Screeny Weeny: lifelike and reliable!
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The Screeny Weeny 5.0 is made of silicone and looks and feels like a real penis. The unique Push&Piss feature makes it ideal for targeted use on that important “date,” and thanks to one-handed operation, it’s always ready to go. The Screeny Weeny is available in many different versions; here at Dutch-Smart, we currently sell the white version. And Screeny Weeny itself has something to say about it:
"Hello, I am the unique, deceptively real, and fully functional silicone fake penis—also known as Screeny Weeny. I am so authentic and easy to use that you won’t see or feel any difference from your ‘real’ one. Combined with Clean Urine and the Push&Piss feature, ‘peeing’ becomes child’s play. I’m handmade in Germany and have to pass several quality checks before I’m lovingly packaged.”
The various Screeny Weeny models are all modeled after real male specimens, giving them a unique and authentic look. It doesn’t get any more realistic than this. Just clip it on and go—it’s a piece of cake. Don’t forget to warm up the CleanUrin in the thermal bag beforehand. Instructions for this are included with the Screeny Weeny. It’s also incredibly easy to use: the urine flow is activated by applying minimal pressure to the bottom of the Screeny Weeny and stops immediately when released.
Why a urine test?
There are all sorts of reasons why someone might need to take a urine test. Perhaps the person needs to prove their innocence in a court case. Maybe they’re applying for a new job and the potential employer requires a drug screening. Or perhaps employers simply want to ensure their employees are healthy and drug-free. A urine test can be used to detect the presence of drugs in the system, but also to diagnose certain medical conditions. Urine tests can also be used to monitor the use of prescription medications. Additionally, a urine test can be used to check for signs of dehydration or kidney problems.
Whatever the reason, urine tests are becoming increasingly common. They provide an accurate snapshot of a person’s health status or drug use—or lack thereof. And while there are many ways to bypass a urine test or make the results work in your favor, Screeny Weeny 5.0 is one of the easiest and most realistic options available if you want to experiment at home—or, of course, as a fun gift.
Please note: CleanUrin is not for consumption and is sold as an educational tool—it must not be used to manipulate drug tests/screenings/examinations/etc.
